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Bomb Suit Surprise

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Fragmentation Body Armor by MED-ENG
Item Id: 170525131208
End time: May-02-11 22:33:42 PDT
Buyer: k9sheriffjeff (21)
100.0% Positive Feedback
Member since Mar-29-11 in United States
Location: FL, United States
Buyer email address: k9sheriff3593@----.com
Listing Status: This message was sent while the listing was closed.
Purchased for $10,000.

To Me

im very sorry but my ebay account was hacked and somebody played a prank by i guess bidding 10k on a bomb suit. sorry but please release me from this purchase, thanks in advance.... jeff

- k9sheriffjeff

To Jeff

Dear k9sheriffjeff,

If you were hacked I am sorry. But I do not have a way to verify your claim, you will need to contact eBay's security center to file a formal complaint that they will investigate if you haven't already. This is for your continued safety as well to avoid this from happening again. Ebay should be able to determine the originating IP address of each transaction. At which time you should have them inform me of their actions and findings so I can absolve you of your debt. Quite frankly, from a business standpoint, I find it a bit odd that you sold and shipped three items on three separate days AFTER the purchase of the body armor and never sent me notice requesting a pardon until six days later. It wouldn't look good to you as a seller if you were in my place. Until all this has been completed and eBay has talked with me I will hold you responsible for your debt accompanied by a negative review. When the claim with eBay is completed I will give you a neutral review. This is more than fair.

To Me
You got a lot of nerve telling me what the fuck you find odd about me selling and shipping items and then contacting you. I dont give a flying FUCK what some idiot with a a score of 1 writes for me so you can kiss my ass!
To Jeff

Dear k9sheriffjeff,

It's refreshing to hear that. I was beginning to worry what you thought of me.

I don't sell on eBay much. It is simply the best option for selling this armor. As such my rating means nothing. Yours seems a bit more meaningful to you.

Anyone viewing your record would wonder why it took you 6 days to respond when you were online 3 other times during the same period. It's just good business.

It would seem you are not a professional business man nor an astute eBayer. My request for you to contact eBay was to ascertain if you were sincere in your claim that your eBay account was hacked. If mine were hacked I'd want eBay monitoring it to prevent it in the future as would any other normal, honest, human being. As evident by your response, your claim was illegitimate, and independent of my user rating, yours will take a hit.

I was fully willing to help you out. You eloquently demonstrated that my initial impression was correct; A FRAUDULENT CLOD; unreliable at best! Enjoy your eBay experience by making offers on things that you ACTUALLY intend to buy.

To Me

your right im sorry that was rather rude of me i was stresssed out when i wrote you back, either way im done with ebay i just used it to sell some stuff i didnt need anymore and it worked. i dont need this ebay account anymore so leave whatever feedback you want ill just use my wifes ebay for future sales as her score is in the 300`s. anyway i do however not treat people like that so im sorry for the negative email. god bless and take care,, jeff
- k9sheriffjeff