Blurbs

Me: "If you are thinking what I am thinking you are thinking then you re thinking that I am thinking you are a complete moron for thinking what I am thinking you are thinking I'm thinking."



The Hangover- Strippers & Cocaine (DJ JEM REMIX) by Djjemchicago 

Jack Sparrow: "That's the second time I've had to watch that man sail away with my ship." 

Elizabeth: "So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum.
Jack Sparrow: Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

Gibbs: "And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next!
Skinny Man: My wife ran off with my dog and I'm drunk for a month and I don't give a ass rat's if I live or die.
Gibbs: Perfect, next" 

Lord Cutler Beckett: You're mad.
Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.
Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum. 

Officer: In order to affect a timely halt to deterioriating conditions, and to ensure the common good, a state of emergency is declared for these territories by decree of Lord Cutler Beckett, duly appointed representative of His Majesty, the King. By decree, according to martial law, the following statutes are temporarily amended: Right to assembly, suspended. Right to habeas corpus, suspended. Right to legal counsel, suspended. Right to verdict by a jury of peers, suspended. By decree, all persons found guilty of piracy, or aiding a person convicted of piracy, or associating with a person convicted of piracy, shall be sentenced to hang by the neck until dead. 

Barbossa: Revenge won't bring your father back, Miss Swann, and it's not something I'm intending to die for.
Elizabeth: You're right. Then what shall we die for? [to crew] You will listen to me. Listen! The brethren will still be looking here to us, to the Black Pearl to lead, and what will they see? Frightened bilge rats aboard a derelict ship? No! They will see free men, and freedom. And what the enemy will see is the flash of our cannons, they will hear the ring of our swords and they will know what we can do! By the sweat of our brows, and the strength of our backs, and the courage of our hearts...gentlemen, hoist the colors!
Will: Hoist the colors.
Ragetti: Hoist the colors!
Pintel: Hoist the colors!
Gibbs: The wind's on our side, boys, that's all we need!
Elizabeth: HOIST THE COLORS!!!